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1% social battery dad cap — funny burnout culture hat gift
$27.99
Say less. Wear this.
The 1% Dad Cap is for the days when your social battery is critically low and words feel like a lot. Lightweight, adjustable, and the perfect non-verbal boundary-setter.
- Classic unstructured dad cap, adjustable strap
- One size fits most
- Great gift for introverts, remote workers, and anyone who needs a hat that does the talking
Simple objects for people running on 1%.
shipping & returns
Printed on demand and shipped from the USA in 2–5 business days. Wrong size or arrived sad? Easy exchanges — just email us.
sizing
Unisex, true to size. Between sizes or want the cozy oversized look? Size up one.
// same energy

