simple objects for people running on 1%  —  printed & shipped in the USA
Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam Long Sleeve Shirt — Anxiety Humor Tee
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has anyone seen my lorazepam long sleeve shirt — anxiety humor tee

$32.99

Asking for a friend. The friend is definitely me.

Dark, dry, and cozy. The long sleeve edition for the anxious, over-extended, and chronically under-rested. Wearable emotional support.

  • Unisex long sleeve
  • Funny gift for nurses, therapists, and anyone whose nervous system is just doing its best

Simple objects for people running on 1%.

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in stock · unisex · printed & shipped in the USA
shipping & returns

Printed on demand and shipped from the USA in 2–5 business days. Wrong size or arrived sad? Easy exchanges — just email us.

sizing

Unisex, true to size. Between sizes or want the cozy oversized look? Size up one.

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