simple objects for people running on 1%  —  printed & shipped in the USA
Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam Funny Anxiety Shirt — Sarcastic Tee
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has anyone seen my lorazepam funny anxiety shirt — sarcastic tee

$24.99

Asking for a friend. That friend is me.

The Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam? tee is dark, dry, and deeply relatable for anyone who has ever Googled 'is this normal' at 2am. Wearable emotional support for the anxious and overextended.

  • Unisex soft cotton
  • Sarcastic minimal design
  • Funny gift for nurses, therapists, anxious friends, or anyone surviving on vibes alone

Simple objects for people running on 1%.

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in stock · unisex · printed & shipped in the USA
shipping & returns

Printed on demand and shipped from the USA in 2–5 business days. Wrong size or arrived sad? Easy exchanges — just email us.

sizing

Unisex, true to size. Between sizes or want the cozy oversized look? Size up one.

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